Did santa fall down the chimney and fart rather loudly because I could've sworn I heard an odd noise.
His reindeer seem to be rather noisy always parping and pooping while directing eachother. I'm suprised we don't find poop on our cars in the morning.
Gawd knows he must have a lot of birds land in his sleigh wondering what they are getting for their presents. Must be a life of joy for santa, gawd and we sit up and count christmas in. Hell ya think he would say sod the milk and cookies give me a shot of tequila lime and salt. And One huge pizza or burger hehe.
I often wonder if seing all those birds make him feel a bit oh I don't know dizzy pooor guy must get tad hot under the collar creeping through houses with couples upto no good and pondering on weather to sneak a peak or leave some coal.
Ah such is the life of santa tainted with innocence and sweetness nonsense to that I say he is just like you and me.
LOL
Thats all folks!!!!!!
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