Wednesday, 12 September 2007

Can ya tell I might as well be stoned but i'm not

Why do birds sit on electric wires?... maybe they like the electric buzz to the down below parts..
Why do dogs always pick up sticks?... maybe to feel like the hunter around women...
Why do men smack butts?.. because they cant resist touching us women...
Why do we smoke?.. because we have nothing better to do thn enjoy a ciggie....
Why do dogs soak us with wet ears after drinking.. because they just have to share their enjoyment of a drink..
Why do we have to follow a dare through?.. for the sheer thrill of being caught out maybe...
Why do we sit and cross our legs?.. to cover up the fact we might be feeling fruity lmao...
What does it mean when we make eyes at you?.. your either butt ugly or smoking hot or we pity your attemps at wooing us..

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